About me

Educated as an industrial designer and employed as a brand designer, I’ve been trained to find elegant solutions to existing problems. Mascott Productions is a living collection of the solutions I’ve come up with so far, with my newest ones being added as they are completed. I’ll leave it to you to decide if I achieved elegance with them or not. 

Scott Hasty - Founder

Why “Mascott Productions”? 

The name, Mascott Productions, was one of my husband’s many brilliant ideas. He came up with it while I was co-writing one of the Tasty the Turkey songs with my friend Scott. Thus the reason for the extra “t” in the name and the use of Tasty as the company logo/mascot. 

Our Location

Mascott Productions is located in Washington, DC.  I’ve lived here since 1999.  Before you say anything bad about it, please do two things first. 

• One, remember that the awful people that you think live here are actually the ones you sent here to represent you. As an aside, we 700,000+ residence of the nation’s capital do not have have a single member of Congress representing us. It’s a flaw in the Constitution that needs to be corrected. 

• Two, I’ve already collected the funniest and truest quotes about my adopted home for you.

• “Washington is a city of Northern charm and Southern efficiency.” Attributed to John F. Kennedy

• “Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.” Attributed to Paul Begala

• “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” Attributed to Harry Truman

• “Bitch set me up.” Marion Barry

• “Follow the money.” Attributed to Deep Throat